I’m sure you’ve heard of Facebook. It doesn’t matter if you are on it or not, active or not, or hate it or not; if you are on the Internet, you know what Facebook is. Safe to say that after nearly a decade, Facebook is still going strong and affecting the lives of millions every day. And if you have been on it for years, you would have known about some of the things Facebook users do that just makes no sense.
But I guess this is just the new wave coming (or is it here already?). It’s quite common to see Facebookers post photos
of their meals, self-portraits of them sleeping (don’t ask me why) or
secret tips about how to stay healthy without exercising (hm…). If you
find this silly, remember back to the time when we were sending chain
mails because we don’t want to die in 7 days.
Here are
20 other things Facebookers should know by now (but still has to be said).
1. Facebook is free
… and it is going to stay that way. To be fair, you don’t have to pay
with money to stay on Facebook. You may however need to pay with other
things, like your data, or being subjected to ads, products and messages
from advertisers.
2. Sick Babies and Charities
Do sick babies need your ‘Likes’ and ‘Shares’ to get Facebook to
donate money to them? Nope. What they need is treatment for their
illness, and for people to respect their privacy and not take advantage
of their photos. Your clicks do help make money, for the pages that are sharing these messages.
‘Likes’ increase the fan base, ‘Shares’ give them exposure. Everything makes sense now, doesn’t it?
3. ‘Shares’ do not make you money
If the family of sick babies are not getting any money, why do you
think you are getting some just for sharing? Even if Bill Gates holds up
a (Photoshopped) sign saying you get 5 grand for clicking ‘Share’.
Seriously, people.
You know about the think before you print move right? Maybe we should start a ‘Think Before You Share’ movement.
4. Game Invites Are Bad For Relationships
Game invites and requests are a major source of relationship
breakdowns. If you play Facebook games, please try to not send help
requests indiscriminately. It’s for your own good.
5. Credibility on Facebook
Not everything you read on Facebook is true. If any particular food
is inducing cancer in people, reports would have been filed and it would
have been taken off shelves. It takes two minutes to copy and paste the
gist of the message into Google and to check if it is a hoax or not.
Two minutes. Otherwise, check the image.
6. Tell-tale Images
The fastest shortcut to checking out shocking things you find on
Facebook is to check the image attached to the info, if there is one.
For instance, I came across a circulating hoax about Vitamin C, seafood
and arsenic poisoning. The idea is you shouldn’t take ascorbic acid
(that’s Vitamin C) with prawn, shrimp or any type of seafood because the
combo is going to produce arsenic and kill you (or something like that…
I don’t know. I’ll admit it; I didn’t read the whole thing.)
Problem is, the photo that was attached to the warning was actually a photo of a brave protester who was shot and killed in a protest in Iran, 2009. Google Image will probably help in that area.
And if you are still wondering if this arsenic poisoning story is true or not, you better stop using lemon on your sea bass.
7. Tagging and Access
Tagging a friend’s name into one of your shared photos will give
their friends access to your photo. Translation: every friend you tag
into your photos have friends that you do not know. And whatever
drunken, funny, ridiculous or humiliating photo you tag your friends in,
shows up on their friends’ feed as well.
8. Being Too Vocal
Facebook has always been the cure for a narcissistic rant.
If you want people to like you, don’t voice your opinions on religious,
political or sensitive issues. If you can’t help it, it’s fine, just
don’t expect people to like your statuses as much as you do. And the
world is at peace again.
But while we’re on the subject…
9. Liking Your Own Post
Liking your own post… hm…
It is kind of like giving yourself a high five,
at times it’s like you are comforting yourself for coming in last in a
marathon. It’s part congratulatory, part consoling, and you know it is
bad when your own Like is the only one registered there. You posted it,
so don’t you think that counts as a Like already?
10. Two Blocks Make No Friends
If Timmy and Tommy block each other, Facebook automatically breaks
them up. With a two-way block, you both get pushed back to the ‘Send
friend request’ stage. This is a super awkward conversation piece in
parties and get-togethers. See #11 for a solution.
11. Stay Friendly
Did you know that you can keep someone out of your feed but still
keep them as friends? If some of your friends tire you out with
never-ending repeats of things you do not want to see, just opt out of
seeing them in your news feed. Check this post on how you can better manage your Facebook Wall Feeds. Note however that they can still see your feed.
12. Pending Friend Requests
Some people just don’t like adding ‘friends’. It doesn’t mean that he
or she doesn’t want to be a friend, it just means that they don’t want
you gaining access to their inner circles and thoughts. This is
understandable when you are the boss’s daughter and company employees
are delaying their approval of your friend request. *hint hint*
13. Private or Public
There is the option to set whatever you share to turn up only in your
Friends’ feed or publicly. If you open your Facebook to subscription
and hence have followers, this is your way to keep your personal feeds
to just your friend’s views and other stuff for public scrutiny.
14. Practise Self-Restraint
I love Ellen, and the crazy things she does on her show, particular one that outs people for the humiliating things they do on Facebook
on nationwide TV. Yeah, if it’s Not Safe For Mom, don’t put it up on
your Facebook because once it is out there, it’s out there. Ellen will
make sure of it (and give you an iPad so you won’t sue her).
15. Privacy and Facebook
Yes, Facebook has lousy privacy settings
but unless you are in the witness protection program or put someone in
there, privacy should be the least of your worries. If it still is, that
would mean that you are posting something up there that you don’t want
some people to know.
Choose to share it and expect it to end up somewhere you may not like or
don’t post it, and take the secret to your grave. See, you do have a choice.
16. Log Out on Shared Computers
Sharing is caring, unless it has to do with your Facebook. When
viewing your Facebook account on someone else’s device, remember that
the Log Out button is your friend. Avoid being the victim of a friendly
‘hack’ or worse, losing your account and everything attached to it to an actual hacker.
17. Attitude Counts
If you run a page, don’t treat it like a personal profile. Having a
bad attitude or lousy PR skills negates your role as a social profile
manager. Don’t bash your customers even if they are trolls,
even if they are ‘asking for it’. It’s never worth it.
18. Giving Exposure
Facebook is one of the most powerful (if not the most) news-spreading
tool on the Internet right now. Whatever it is that you share, you
direct traffic to. If you come across a video that is showing cruelty to
animals which makes you angry, the last thing you want to do is sharing
the video and saying your thoughts about it.
Why? Because you are helping the video gain exposure; you are helping
to spread the video. There is no such thing as bad publicity on the
Internet or on Facebook. Wherever you drive traffic to, the receiver
will thank you for it.
19. Speak the world’s language
It’s hard to find friends from other countries, cultures or
backgrounds if you keep insisting that they speak your language. If you
want to mingle, let your friends use whichever language they want, while
you use Google Translate or the ‘See translation’ link you see below
statuses made in foreign languages.
20. ‘Complaining to’ Versus ‘Complaining About’
Suffered an injustice in the hands of a bad waiter, a roach in your
salad, a faulty product or a rude sales rep? Don’t take it to your own
facebook wall to complain about them; take it up with their social media
page.
You can send them a private message or post it on their Wall but try
to be civil about it (hard as it may seems). If you want to release
frustration, remember that the person in charge of the wall will
probably be a different person than the one who made you angry. Sought
for a solution rather than retribution.
Drop in your two cents. I know you have plenty. Floor’s yours.
